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Saturday, August 30, 2008
BOYS LIKE GIRLS.

NATALIE HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

:(

You'll always be my thunder;
2:06 PM


Wednesday, August 27, 2008
'huh siao ah!'

There's A LOT of holiday homework man. I hate this.

Lalalalala. I like the new sitting arrangement! Haha.

But I feel so distant from the Koalas now. :(

Oh well.

Diane.

You'll always be my thunder;
5:28 PM


Monday, August 25, 2008
'Keep away your Maths notes.'

Okay, here's a conversation that we had last week. No quotes of the day though. :D

N: Hey koalas, are you things free this afternoon after chem? Anyopne needs to go home?

L: Well, I guess I'll be free horny goldfishes. Wanna go out?

C: Haha I'm free!

N: Where do you live? Which tree?

L: One papaya tree in Serangoon and one rambutan tree in Hougang.

D: So where you all wanna go? NOT TOO FAR HOR. I live in a fish tank in Bukit Batok. Nat lives in a bathtub in Tiong Bahru. :D (edits: aka dirty goldfish, drain)

N: Umm like Orchard? Can eat fruits. Can we just stay around here. Like Tiong :D Okay fine, Orchard then. But I'm a poor fish leh. Left with like $1.70. Pro right.

D: Borrow! I no $$to lend hor. Okay, which part of Orchard. o.O -draws goldfish-

L: HAHA okay Taka/Wisma?

N: Eh wanna go vivo instead? Goldfishes wanna camwhore.

L: Erm ok, YAY.

C: HAHA! Okay! Nat the goldfish sooo noisy.

N: SHEESH. Eh we got no cam heh.

C: Handphoneeeeee.

L: Wa goldfishes so dumb, wanna camwhoreno cam HAHA.

N: Eh Diane said she wanna go Denmark hor then wear bikini to the beach. We'll watch her freeze to death. Then haha she'll be stuck there hahahhaa. Ok so vivo ah? I must go hunt for cashcow first.

D: YES. But hor. My bikini no bottom one. Just the top. So I wear FBTss. :D Don't say I flash ah. HAHA. Aiya I'll be scared of the cold la.

L: Haha koalas are conservative, goldfishes are promiscuous.

C: Hahaha. Koalas have fun. :D

L: Scales are UGLY.

N: LIKE FUR IS ANY BETTER. HAIRY! So gross.

D: YA LOR. Hmph.

L: Whatever furry=cuddly=cute.

C: Fur can keep you warm!

D: Like here very cold hor.

L: HAHA then in Denmark we can go topless, and bottomless too. :D

C: hahahaha! I'm poor!

D: YOU SAY ONE AH. :D -draws arrow to L's line-

L: Yeah bring it on.

N: Luvina won't dare.D:

L: I kinda like know that.

D: WE MAKE HER. :d STRIPSTRIPSTRIPSTRIP.

L: hell.

D: HA. I don't care. You say already.

L: full stop.

Hahaha, I hope you can read this man.

Diane!

You'll always be my thunder;
4:03 PM


Friday, August 22, 2008
What you eat colours your pee;

Woo! It's fridayyyyy.

So, the quotes of the day:

'Can I have a can of Faxe (f***s) Kondi?'

'Okay, I'm so going to Geylang.'

'Equatprial climste.'

'Look at my shorts!'

'You're inducing gastric here!'

'Two equal chords (dicks).'

'Sweet melo-honey voice.'

:D That's it for today. Hahahhaha.

GMK didn't happen today, quite saddening. :(

I want to go to Denmark!

You'll always be my thunder;
5:25 PM


Thursday, August 21, 2008
So call us freaks, but that's just the way we roll;

:D

hahhahhahaha.

Nat requested for that to be put there. Hope it's not too long though.

Stop whacking me in class la!

Diane

You'll always be my thunder;
8:10 PM


Friday, August 15, 2008
YAY.

It's overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Oh I can't wait for the funnnn. :D

Diane

You'll always be my thunder;
7:31 PM


Wednesday, August 13, 2008
@%!*@&^%!%!(@*&^%@*

WAH LAO.

I screwed up my Geog.

I'm so angry at myself.

I shall jump down the building.

Goodbye.

Diane

You'll always be my thunder;
8:53 PM


Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Woooooo.

Hello, now's exam leh. You still sit next to me mehhhh.

Tsk so blurr.

Haha, I finished Geog revision. XP

Good luck!

Diane.

You'll always be my thunder;
8:31 PM


Monday, August 11, 2008

Ahem Diane.

I sit right next to you fyi. Don't need to goooo find you.

Ok, back to revision.

Toodles.

You'll always be my thunder;
9:23 PM


BOO.

Yesyesyes Nat. You come find me.

Why on earth do we learn Chem man. My brain hurts.

Andddd, back to revision tooo.

Bleaugh.

Diane.

You'll always be my thunder;
8:59 PM



Hey fellow pigs,
common tests sucksssss to the coreeee.
AND DID I MENTION THAT I HATE CHEMMMMMMMM. I dont care about those freakin equations, not like its ever gonna help me in the future.

okay maybe it will. ohwellsss. IT SUCKS.

sheeeeessssshhhhhhhh 3 tests in one day is killing me manzzxx.

OHYA. Diane! on tuesday haveeeee to teach me how to do those stupidht ionic equations okayy:D
Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

back to &#%(Q*^%$&#%&^%&* revision.

xoxo,
Natalie<3

You'll always be my thunder;
11:40 AM


Sunday, August 10, 2008

Hellohello.

Argh, common tests suckkkk.

I hope this week passes by realllllly quickly.

Diane.

You'll always be my thunder;
5:37 PM


Friday, August 8, 2008

nat here.
the stupid gay sucks.
okay, i'm off to prank call people now.

You'll always be my thunder;
10:12 PM


bored.

Okay Nat, I editted your post already. Next time don't change font la!

Lalalala. I'm so bored right now.

Diane.

You'll always be my thunder;
9:43 PM


Thursday, August 7, 2008

OKAY WHY WAS IT SO SMALL SUDDENLY.

DIANNNNEEEEEE!!!!! HELPPPPP.

You'll always be my thunder;
8:38 PM



hehe why were my fonts like super big just now.

im crazy lalalalla.

SO IS DIANE.


SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL MYYYY JESSE McCARTNEY!

Nat

You'll always be my thunder;
8:36 PM


dance hall drug;

Okay, I'm just testing out the codes here.

You'll always be my thunder;
8:12 PM



EVEN THOUGH THE STARS ARE BLIND.



Heyheyhey. Omg yes Diane i cant believe we actually did this.

School was super uber boring today! I managed to finish reading The Pact tho. Its nice!

But according to my friends, i was being emooo.

Well there was a reason, but ohwellllll its privaaattttteeee.

Haha Mr Wong was damn funny!!! He is still tryingggg to make me do the graphs haha. no no no no.

YEAH its national day celebration in sch tmr! But sheesh we have extra classes. rawr.

xoxo,
Natalie the other goldfish

You'll always be my thunder;
7:41 PM


It ends tonight;

It's our dearest teacher's lesson now. And the goldfishes can't be bothered to listen to him. :D

I'm damndamndamndamndamn bored.

I think I shall edit the template a bit. I want the bold, italicised & underlined words to stand out.

Byebye.

Diane.

You'll always be my thunder;
1:37 PM


Wednesday, August 6, 2008
First post!

Hellohello.

Diane here. Kissmyhornygoldfish is officially up! :D

Haha, and I can't believe we actually did this, Nat.

Anyway, byebye!

You'll always be my thunder;
9:53 AM


Featuring;
Boys Like Girls

Coz it's getting colder;
Yeah the summer's over.
And you know it hurts;
But you will always be my thunder.

Femme;
Diane&Natalie
We are the horny goldfishes who live in a tank called Crescent Girls' School. We love the Boys Like Girls.


Tagboard;
Please refrain from spamming and cursing, thank you.


Exits;
Martin Says
Diane!
Chelsea&Luvina!


Archives;
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Inspiration: Lixin