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Monday, August 25, 2008
'Keep away your Maths notes.'

Okay, here's a conversation that we had last week. No quotes of the day though. :D

N: Hey koalas, are you things free this afternoon after chem? Anyopne needs to go home?

L: Well, I guess I'll be free horny goldfishes. Wanna go out?

C: Haha I'm free!

N: Where do you live? Which tree?

L: One papaya tree in Serangoon and one rambutan tree in Hougang.

D: So where you all wanna go? NOT TOO FAR HOR. I live in a fish tank in Bukit Batok. Nat lives in a bathtub in Tiong Bahru. :D (edits: aka dirty goldfish, drain)

N: Umm like Orchard? Can eat fruits. Can we just stay around here. Like Tiong :D Okay fine, Orchard then. But I'm a poor fish leh. Left with like $1.70. Pro right.

D: Borrow! I no $$to lend hor. Okay, which part of Orchard. o.O -draws goldfish-

L: HAHA okay Taka/Wisma?

N: Eh wanna go vivo instead? Goldfishes wanna camwhore.

L: Erm ok, YAY.

C: HAHA! Okay! Nat the goldfish sooo noisy.

N: SHEESH. Eh we got no cam heh.

C: Handphoneeeeee.

L: Wa goldfishes so dumb, wanna camwhoreno cam HAHA.

N: Eh Diane said she wanna go Denmark hor then wear bikini to the beach. We'll watch her freeze to death. Then haha she'll be stuck there hahahhaa. Ok so vivo ah? I must go hunt for cashcow first.

D: YES. But hor. My bikini no bottom one. Just the top. So I wear FBTss. :D Don't say I flash ah. HAHA. Aiya I'll be scared of the cold la.

L: Haha koalas are conservative, goldfishes are promiscuous.

C: Hahaha. Koalas have fun. :D

L: Scales are UGLY.

N: LIKE FUR IS ANY BETTER. HAIRY! So gross.

D: YA LOR. Hmph.

L: Whatever furry=cuddly=cute.

C: Fur can keep you warm!

D: Like here very cold hor.

L: HAHA then in Denmark we can go topless, and bottomless too. :D

C: hahahaha! I'm poor!

D: YOU SAY ONE AH. :D -draws arrow to L's line-

L: Yeah bring it on.

N: Luvina won't dare.D:

L: I kinda like know that.

D: WE MAKE HER. :d STRIPSTRIPSTRIPSTRIP.

L: hell.

D: HA. I don't care. You say already.

L: full stop.

Hahaha, I hope you can read this man.

Diane!

You'll always be my thunder;
4:03 PM


Featuring;
Boys Like Girls

Coz it's getting colder;
Yeah the summer's over.
And you know it hurts;
But you will always be my thunder.

Femme;
Diane&Natalie
We are the horny goldfishes who live in a tank called Crescent Girls' School. We love the Boys Like Girls.


Tagboard;
Please refrain from spamming and cursing, thank you.


Exits;
Martin Says
Diane!
Chelsea&Luvina!


Archives;
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
June 2009


Credits;
Inspiration: Lixin