Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.'
HAHAHHA.
More quotable quotes:
'Japan attacked us from our backside.' No racist jokes intended, we were having our SS lesson.
'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.' Gandhi.
'Si vis pacem, parabellum.' If you want peace, prepare for war. This is gonna be on one of our shirts man.
'Daddy, I'm your father.' Readers' Digest.
And, during Biology today, we were bombarding our teacher with questions.
'Why can't a guy pee and shit at the same time?' And loads more, it just can't come to my mind right now.
Oh! Titration!
Swirlll, and
drop by drop. :D
We're so going to start that T-shirt line Nat, I don't careee.
Diane!
You'll always be my thunder;
8:59 PM