myhornygoldfish!

the way, the truth and the light;

2009-06-09T16:04:00.003+08:00

A girl's heart should be hidden deep within God, such that the man must first find God in order to get her heart.

now i'm heels over head

2009-04-04T18:43:00.002+08:00

HEY.

I've got something really cool to tell you ppl! Esp chemistry lovers:D

There's such a day, somewhere in America, called MOLE DAY.

Yes, as in the mole concept type of moleee.

Its celebrated on 23RD OCTOBER. From 6.02am to 6.02pm.

Anyone wanna guess why?

Well. If you recap on your mole concept (which i know only one out of a million would do so), according to the Avogadro's constant, there is 6.02 x 1o^23 particles in one mole of substance right?

So now you know where the 23, october and 6.02 comes from! I think its so cooool.

Love, Nat!

the pull

2009-03-25T21:21:00.002+08:00

YO PEEPS.

Nat here:)

CTS ARE OVER. Yay! I'm gonna feel so stress-free manzz. Until the results are back lah.

But I'm still so paranoid over the fact that bromine is orange instead of reddish brown. All my books says that its reddish brown, but Ms Goh insisted that it is orange. And she totally used this youtube video to prove herself right. BUT BUT BUT ah. Yea, I'm just paranoid. Haha, i should get over it.

Oh yea, i got quite stressed up while doing Amath yesterday and guess what I did. Other than going to the fridge, of course. I WROTE A SONG. Fine, I know its quite unbelievable that Natalie Jing Yeo Jacobsen wrote a song, but I did.

Its quite a sad song though:( The guy died in the end.

So yea, the lyrics are with Diane and she'll come up with a tune and chords for it. And maybe we'll sing it, take a video and broadcast it here. Yep, so keep yourself updated!

Love,

Nat<3

P.S. I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

Things to do;

2009-03-10T17:32:00.002+08:00

This is what we plan to accomplish after the O levels:

1. Take a yacht out.
2. Picnic @ Botanic Gardens.
3. Eat at an expensive restaurant.
4. Eat at a hawker centre.
5. Sleepover.
6. Movie marathon.
7. Change hairstyle/colour.
8. Coffee talk.
9. Go for a swim.
10. Bake!
11. Go wakeboarding at East Coast Park.
12. Go to Denmark.
13. Sentosa!
14. Singapore flyer.
15. Go gamble (play Mahjong, Poker, BlackJack, etc.)
16. Sneak into a club.
17. Go out to Orchard at hang out there at night.
18. Design BLG's merch and start selling.
19. Have our own 'clubbing' at Nat's house.
20. Help out at an orphanage.
21. Photography/camwhore session.
22. Go for a group studio shoot.
23. Rent a limo for Grad Night.
24. Go to Escape Theme Park.
25. Wild Wild Wet.
26. Praise & Worship or Jam.
27. Karaoke!
28. Wear heels day.
29. Make up day.
30. Chocolate spree.
31. BUY THAT PULL AND BEAR HOODIE.- Nat.
32. Manicure & Pedicure.
33. Class chalet & BBQ.
34. Play and teach Nat pool.
35. Bowling.
36. Play twister.
37. GO FOR BLG'S CONCERT TOGETHER.

This may accumulate.

YAY.

We are such ambitious people.

Diane.
AKA MRS MARTIN JOHNSON.

dear diane

2009-02-21T20:35:00.000+08:00

Cheer up okay!

Love.

Nat:D

Hello, this is Diane speaking;

2009-02-05T16:35:00.002+08:00

Hello.:D

This, was dead for a while.

Anyway, I was supposed to blog yesterday, but I was too tired to. I'm drained now too, anyway. -.-

Quotes of yesterday:

1. Me: Omg so small!
Nat: Don't even have la.
Teacher: How big do you want it to be!
Guess what we're talking about.
2. That one look like strawberries. -Nat Don't think sick.
3. Pituitary gland. Diane- Peettweettary; Nat- Peeteetary.
4. 6 pots of lala. -Diane. We were in a christmasy mood, and I didn't know what the sixth thing was.
5. 一辆红(hong1)色的车 Nat's horrible Chinese.
6. FLYDAY 要交 ah!

That's all folks.

NO. I WILL NOT LEND YOU THE DVD. My precioussssssssss.

Diane. AKA MRS MARTIN JOHNSON HA NAT.

i'm learning to fall

2009-02-03T15:57:00.002+08:00

Yo people.

DIANE IS PERFORMING FOR CREZAWARDSSSSS!

Yep, she's playing the guitar:D Jollin's singing, Lixin's playing the piano. I think. And the song is almost lover by a fine frenzy. Right?

Yea, so vote for them!!! And get your tickets fast!

Sheesh, I sound like the student council promoting crezawards.

Anywayyy, I wanted to update this kinda dead blog. So, Diane and I decided to add our random quotes from class. We'll try to blog more often.

This was during bio class where we just noted down random sentences and made up our own silly phrases.

Here goes:

1. You're right at my fovea. I'm looking directly at you.

2. Apple of my fovea. Apple of my eye.

3. I feel very cold. No seriously, I'm really very cold.

4. You're in my blind spot. I don't wanna look at you.

5. Rods and cones. Pure randomness.

6. Suspensory ligaments slack. So they're part of the lazy club now, we've been members since 3.

7. If you puncture your eyeball, you'll have flowing humour.

Yea, thats about it:D

We actually heard the last one from someone in the class, didn't know who. Its quite lame but yea, if you've learned the chapter on the eye, you'll understand. The eyeball is filled with aqeous humour btw.

Dee, i've updated. Your turn.

AND LEND ME THE DVD! no money to buy.

2008-12-23T18:12:00.001+08:00

Happy birthday Natalie. :D

Go get the DVD. <3

2008-12-03T14:59:00.001+08:00

NATALIE JING YEO JACOBSEN.

MARTIN JOHNSON REPLIED ME ON HIS SITE.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA.

the sweetest sin<3

2008-11-28T22:41:00.005+08:00

NO I SO DID NOT FORGET ABT THIS.

i dont have a memory of a goldfish alrighttttt.

IS THE DVD OUT NOW?!?!

gosh, if its not, sg sucks big time.

OHOHOH. I went out with Kana today!!!!!

Yay yay. We actually met at Bugis after my $%@%$%@$(@%(%@#& tuition at like 11.25.

Then we both wanted to watch wild child so yea, we went to the cinema there to check out the timing. And dammn they didn't have the show there. So so so we went downstairs to get the newspaper so that its like easier to get proper info FAST. Bleagh we found out that they have the movie at Vivo at like 11.50.

So yea, it was perfect timing and we RUSHHHHED there. And yea i saw David on the train:D

EVERY SINGLE TIME i go out with Kana, i seem to bump into him. In sec1, we were nerds and went to the science center and we saw him. And another time when we were doing our project at changi airport. SHEESH. Okay where was I?

Ohyah, so we got the tickets and THE MOVIE WAS AWESOMEEEEE.

(oh wait, there was once my dp was "You're just AWESO without ME." cool huhhh!)

ok back, THE MOVIE WAS AWESOMEEEEEE.

You people should watch it.

THEN, later on, Kana and I we were on our way back home and yea something happened and we decided to talk for a lil while. no biggies.

AND OH DAMN

I got a, wait not one, TWO BIG BLEEPING BLISTERS ON MY FEET.

How in the world am i going to swim tmr.

SHIT i have swimming tomorrow. OKOK gtg!

Lovelove,

Nat

I feel like a hero;

2008-11-16T22:24:00.000+08:00

THE DVD IS STILL NOT OUT YET.

GAH.

Anyway, somehow, I miss school.

And I think Nat has forgot about this already. -.-

2008-11-04T18:46:00.000+08:00

TODAY IS THE DAY, THE ~~WORST~~ BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

BUT IT'S ALSO THE WORST, COZ READ BETWEEN THE LINES DVD IS NOT OUT IN SINGAPORE YET.

2008-11-03T21:55:00.001+08:00

2 MORE HOURS.

TWO MORE HOURS.

2008-11-02T21:04:00.001+08:00

TWO MORE DAYS TO RELEASE.

2008-11-01T20:50:00.001+08:00

THREE MORE DAYS TO RELEASE.

2008-10-31T21:57:00.000+08:00

FOUR MORE DAYS TO RELEASE.

2008-10-30T21:10:00.001+08:00

FIVE MORE DAYS TO RELEASE.

2008-10-29T18:30:00.001+08:00

SIX MORE DAYS TO RELEASE.

2008-10-28T21:02:00.001+08:00

7 MORE DAYS TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES.

Natalie needs;

2008-10-22T07:57:00.003+08:00

Nat decided to try the quiz on my blog.

- Natalie needs to keep her mouth shut! HAHA, AGREED.

- Natalie needs to get a life. HAHAHAHAHHAA.

- Natalie needs some cash. Yes I think so.

- Natalie needs to be with someone else other than John. Who's John! :D

- Natalie needs someone much more cerebral than this hippy. HAHAHA.

- Natalie needs to go pee. Really?

HAHAHHAA. At least her name didn't appear as some hooker, unlike mine. -.- Irritating.

Anyway, E maths lesson now. Byebye.

And bring on the pain;

2008-10-16T18:36:00.002+08:00

Helloooooooooooooooo.

Congrats Nat, for being able to promote to Sec 4. Later you retain ah, not funny.

I hope everyone else are satisfied with their scores?

We need a Koala+Goldfish meeting soon mannnzxzxxz. But the Koalas seem to be dead. -.-

Anyway, we'll be starting to churn out designs tomorrow, while I go find out where to get the shirts.

Diane!

Tonight will change our lives;

2008-10-08T19:35:00.000+08:00

YESYESYES IT'S OVERRRRRRR.

Which means Nat, we have some designing to dooooo.

Woohoooo.

And I wanna watch High School Musical 3!

Diane.

Throw it away, forget yesterday;

2008-09-26T22:13:00.000+08:00

Good luck people! :D

Diane.

And I feel a weakness coming on;

2008-09-16T20:50:00.002+08:00

SHIT NAT.

http://gomerch.com/interface/body.php?module=store&catid=home&page=1&id=4

THEY'RE SELLING BOYS LIKE GIRLS TEES. Though without any lyrics but shit they're damn nice! I want the album hoodieeee!

Shittttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

HowhowhowhowhowhowhowHOWHOWHOW!?!?!

Accident And Emergency

2008-09-15T13:54:00.002+08:00

Eh, seriously.
I AM in the freaking Accident And Emergency observation ward.
Its like damn cold and stuff here. Plus its like full of old ppl. tsk.
Oh if you wanna know how i landed my butt here, ask me personally. Its kinda stupid haha.

Grr. Phew at least i brought my darling tabbie here. :D
Oh i must have missed out alotlotlot today mannnn. And exams are next week! Omgg.

I LOVE MY MARTINN<3.
yea i know, it sounds like a nerd's name right haha.
He's SO not okay.

OHYAH,
this shhtupidht blood test needle thingi is damn ^$@%&$@%*@$T^&@($ painful can-
its like a piece of white plastic attached to some needle and tube thing. WHICH IS POKING INTO MY SKIN AND IS HURTING LIKE HELL MAN.

I wanna go to sch!
for once.

Love,
dying of boredom here,
Natalie<3

Do you know you're unlike any other?

2008-09-10T10:50:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MARTIN BENNETT JOHNSON FROM THE BOYS LIKE GIRLS!

Many loves from the horny goldfishes!

I'm so going to get their Deluxe album, I don't care.

Diane!

'You don't get married to have sex.

2008-09-08T20:59:00.003+08:00

Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.'

HAHAHHA.

More quotable quotes:

'Japan attacked us from our backside.' No racist jokes intended, we were having our SS lesson.

'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.' Gandhi.

'Si vis pacem, parabellum.' If you want peace, prepare for war. This is gonna be on one of our shirts man.

'Daddy, I'm your father.' Readers' Digest.

And, during Biology today, we were bombarding our teacher with questions. 'Why can't a guy pee and shit at the same time?' And loads more, it just can't come to my mind right now.

Oh! Titration! Swirlll, and drop by drop. :D

We're so going to start that T-shirt line Nat, I don't careee.

Diane!

The great escape.

2008-09-05T20:30:00.002+08:00

Nat ahhhhh. John Keefe is their drummer, you go marry him for all I care. XP Martin Johnson is mineeeeee.

Ahhh.

Visit www.boyslikegirls.com now!

Diane.

yesyesyes.

2008-09-02T20:48:00.003+08:00

Natalie's wonderful doodle. This is what she's been doing in class instead of paying attention. Tsktsk Nat.

2008-09-02T20:21:00.002+08:00

YES DIANE. I'll blog okayyyyyy. SHEESH.

okie today was acting-all-primaryschool-ish day heh. So we decided to pick the topic on "dont friend you" :D

So our conversations like all ended with I DONT FRIEND YOU. haha. so primary school right! AHH I'm like soooooo sad. Now the koalas are kinda far away:( They used to live like right behind us!! Rawr.

OHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. OMG omg omg omgomg i cant believe that i actually missed the BOYS LIKE GIRLS concert thingi! AHHHHH! sheeesssshhhhh DIANEEEEEEEEEEEEE! How could we! AND PLUS PLUS PLUS the autograph session was like at heeeeerrrreeeeeennnnnnn! hmph.

NEVER MIND. Dee, we'll do the shirts next time and they'll be our models I DONT CARE.

Alrighty, its AVRIL LAVIGNE next week:D But im not going:( cos i kinda got the best results in the whole wide world.

p.s fred or whoever you are, go away.

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer;

2008-09-02T19:16:00.001+08:00

Wheeeeeee.

Natalie where are you. You promised to blog!

If not I don't friend you already ah! Hmph! XP

Haha, private joke.

Who the hell is Fred. o__O

Diane.

BOYS LIKE GIRLS.

2008-08-30T14:06:00.001+08:00

NATALIE HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

:(

'huh siao ah!'

2008-08-27T17:28:00.001+08:00

There's A LOT of holiday homework man. I hate this.

Lalalalala. I like the new sitting arrangement! Haha.

But I feel so distant from the Koalas now. :(

Oh well.

Diane.

'Keep away your Maths notes.'

2008-08-25T16:03:00.005+08:00

Okay, here's a conversation that we had last week. No quotes of the day though. :D

N: Hey koalas, are you things free this afternoon after chem? Anyopne needs to go home?

L: Well, I guess I'll be free horny goldfishes. Wanna go out?

C: Haha I'm free!

N: Where do you live? Which tree?

L: One papaya tree in Serangoon and one rambutan tree in Hougang.

D: So where you all wanna go? NOT TOO FAR HOR. I live in a fish tank in Bukit Batok. Nat lives in a bathtub in Tiong Bahru. :D (edits: aka dirty goldfish, drain)

N: Umm like Orchard? Can eat fruits. Can we just stay around here. Like Tiong :D Okay fine, Orchard then. But I'm a poor fish leh. Left with like $1.70. Pro right.

D: Borrow! I no $$to lend hor. Okay, which part of Orchard. o.O -draws goldfish-

L: HAHA okay Taka/Wisma?

N: Eh wanna go vivo instead? Goldfishes wanna camwhore.

L: Erm ok, YAY.

C: HAHA! Okay! Nat the goldfish sooo noisy.

N: SHEESH. Eh we got no cam heh.

C: Handphoneeeeee.

L: Wa goldfishes so dumb, wanna camwhoreno cam HAHA.

N: Eh Diane said she wanna go Denmark hor then wear bikini to the beach. We'll watch her freeze to death. Then haha she'll be stuck there hahahhaa. Ok so vivo ah? I must go hunt for cashcow first.

D: YES. But hor. My bikini no bottom one. Just the top. So I wear FBTss. :D Don't say I flash ah. HAHA. Aiya I'll be scared of the cold la.

L: Haha koalas are conservative, goldfishes are promiscuous.

C: Hahaha. Koalas have fun. :D

L: Scales are UGLY.

N: LIKE FUR IS ANY BETTER. HAIRY! So gross.

D: YA LOR. Hmph.

L: Whatever furry=cuddly=cute.

C: Fur can keep you warm!

D: Like here very cold hor.

L: HAHA then in Denmark we can go topless, and bottomless too. :D

C: hahahaha! I'm poor!

D: YOU SAY ONE AH. :D -draws arrow to L's line-

L: Yeah bring it on.

N: Luvina won't dare.D:

L: I kinda like know that.

D: WE MAKE HER. :d STRIPSTRIPSTRIPSTRIP.

L: hell.

D: HA. I don't care. You say already.

L: full stop.

Hahaha, I hope you can read this man.

Diane!

What you eat colours your pee;

2008-08-22T17:25:00.004+08:00

Woo! It's fridayyyyy.

So, the quotes of the day:

'Can I have a can of Faxe (f***s) Kondi?'

'Okay, I'm so going to Geylang.'

'Equatprial climste.'

'Look at my shorts!'

'You're inducing gastric here!'

'Two equal chords (dicks).'

'Sweet melo-honey voice.'

:D That's it for today. Hahahhaha.

GMK didn't happen today, quite saddening. :(

I want to go to Denmark!

So call us freaks, but that's just the way we roll;

2008-08-21T20:10:00.000+08:00

:D

hahhahhahaha.

Nat requested for that to be put there. Hope it's not too long though.

Stop whacking me in class la!

Diane

YAY.

2008-08-15T19:31:00.000+08:00

It's overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Oh I can't wait for the funnnn. :D

Diane

@%!@&^%!%!(@&^%@*

2008-08-13T20:53:00.002+08:00

WAH LAO.

I screwed up my Geog.

I'm so angry at myself.

I shall jump down the building.

Goodbye.

Diane

Woooooo.

2008-08-12T20:31:00.001+08:00

Hello, now's exam leh. You still sit next to me mehhhh.

Tsk so blurr.

Haha, I finished Geog revision. XP

Good luck!

Diane.

2008-08-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

Ahem Diane.

I sit right next to you fyi. Don't need to goooo find you.

Ok, back to revision.

Toodles.

BOO.

2008-08-11T20:59:00.001+08:00

Yesyesyes Nat. You come find me.

Why on earth do we learn Chem man. My brain hurts.

Andddd, back to revision tooo.

Bleaugh.

Diane.

2008-08-11T11:40:00.002+08:00

Hey fellow pigs,
common tests sucksssss to the coreeee.
AND DID I MENTION THAT I HATE CHEMMMMMMMM. I dont care about those freakin equations, not like its ever gonna help me in the future.

okay maybe it will. ohwellsss. IT SUCKS.

sheeeeessssshhhhhhhh 3 tests in one day is killing me manzzxx.

OHYA. Diane! on tuesday haveeeee to teach me how to do those stupidht ionic equations okayy:D
Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

back to &#%(Q*^%$&#%&^%&* revision.

xoxo,
Natalie<3

2008-08-10T17:37:00.002+08:00

Hellohello.

Argh, common tests suckkkk.

I hope this week passes by realllllly quickly.

Diane.

2008-08-08T22:12:00.000+08:00

nat here.
the stupid gay sucks.
okay, i'm off to prank call people now.

bored.

2008-08-08T21:43:00.001+08:00

Okay Nat, I editted your post already. Next time don't change font la!

Lalalala. I'm so bored right now.

Diane.

2008-08-07T20:38:00.002+08:00

OKAY WHY WAS IT SO SMALL SUDDENLY.

DIANNNNEEEEEE!!!!! HELPPPPP.

2008-08-07T20:36:00.002+08:00

hehe why were my fonts like super big just now.

im crazy lalalalla.

SO IS DIANE.

SHE'S TRYING TO STEAL MYYYY JESSE McCARTNEY!

Nat

dance hall drug;

2008-08-07T20:12:00.001+08:00

Okay, I'm just testing out the codes here.

2008-08-07T19:41:00.003+08:00

EVEN THOUGH THE STARS ARE BLIND.

Heyheyhey. Omg yes Diane i cant believe we actually did this.

School was super uber boring today! I managed to finish reading The Pact tho. Its nice!

But according to my friends, i was being emooo.

Well there was a reason, but ohwellllll its privaaattttteeee.

Haha Mr Wong was damn funny!!! He is still tryingggg to make me do the graphs haha. no no no no.

YEAH its national day celebration in sch tmr! But sheesh we have extra classes. rawr.

xoxo,
Natalie the other goldfish

It ends tonight;

2008-08-07T13:37:00.002+08:00

It's our dearest teacher's lesson now. And the goldfishes can't be bothered to listen to him. :D

I'm damndamndamndamndamn bored.

I think I shall edit the template a bit. I want the bold, italicised & underlined words to stand out.

Byebye.

Diane.

First post!

2008-08-06T09:53:00.001+08:00

Hellohello.

Diane here. Kissmyhornygoldfish is officially up! :D

Haha, and I can't believe we actually did this, Nat.

Anyway, byebye!